"If you were gay, I'd do you."
Then I laughed and said, "Oh I meant, If I were gay, I'd do you."
The Sar Chasm
All things sarchasmic. (This is an academic blog being used for scientific purposes, so take it seriously.)
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
"Bend over and I'll show you."
Every question can successfully be answered with the response, "bend over and I'll show you". I want there in be sarcasm in this truth, but nevertheless, I digress. If this in fact true, it has profound implications. What about that phrase enables it to answer anything? For example: you might ask, "is he serious?", thereby my reply would be, "bend over and I'll show you".
I feel like there was something I'm supposed to be doing...
I love this blog because it gives me something to do all day while I'm at work.
Saturday, November 26, 2011
We must respect sarcasm.
Common sense. What is that? Two words commonly used together that make little sense together. It has to be an intended irony. Common sense doesn't exist. Instead exists "the indigo" of the intelligent spectrum; something between the blue of the understood and the violet of the unknown. Indigo's gone!!!! Was it ever really there? Sarcasm is the only chisel with which to chisel the barnacles from the crust of common sense. Without sarcasm, common sense rests as an elusive illusory construct of an inexcusable reason for an excuse. We need sarcasm to get to the molten nougat center of the intelligence DumDum; the mystery flavored one with all the question marks on it.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
In Case You Forgot...
...How To Cook Your Turkey
- Go buy a turkey
- Take a drink of whiskey
- Put turkey in oven
- Take another two drinks of whiskey
- Set the degree at 375 ovens
- Take three more whiskeys of drink
- Turn oven the on
- Take for whisks of drinkey
- Turk the bastey
- Whiskey another bottle of get
- Stick a turkey in the thermometer
- Glass yourself another pour of whiskey
- Bake the whiskey for four hours
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Take the oven out of the turkey
- Floor the turkey up off of the pick
- Turk the carvey
- Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
That there is blog post!!!!
I find stupid people amusing, intellectually colorful despite their monochromatic experiential understanding of life. I wish I was stupid - that way I could better communicate with those intellectually less fortunate than myself; to better see the inherent worth of grey outside the confines of my wardrobe. Don't you agree? If not, that's cool, it just means you're a stupid idiot. Consider yourself lucky that you can read.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Bad titles for Journal/ Conference Papers
"What's the point: Bush is just going to send them all away to get killed anyway" - David
Official Oxford Dictionary Definition of Sarchasmic?
Are you proposing it would be something along the lines of, "an orgasm caused by sarcasm?"
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