Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Obviously not obvious.

It has come to my attention that we need air to breathe. I prefer to think we need lungs to breathe. Alas, I cannot see my lungs any better than I can see air. I don't think we need either. We need haircuts, batons that taste like lollies, and a basket so enormous we could hunt Easter eggs for all Eternity and never fill it.

6 comments:

  1. this site lists me as a member, and not as a "contributor," which already makes the success of this "scholarly" study questionable.

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  2. Problem will be addressed momentarily. If moments translate to half-hours.

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  3. Mr. Pants,
    I have formally invited you to be a "contributor." You must accept before the offer is rendered null and void. It's in the hands of the Gods now.

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  4. And please do not ever again question the integrity of this work. I suspect it will change the world one day.

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  5. For just one day, we will change the world.

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  6. My deepest apologies. Ms Pants. To clarify gender issues, I am a little person made of boxes as you can see in my little picture. I go by Danbo.

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