Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Obviously not obvious.

It has come to my attention that we need air to breathe. I prefer to think we need lungs to breathe. Alas, I cannot see my lungs any better than I can see air. I don't think we need either. We need haircuts, batons that taste like lollies, and a basket so enormous we could hunt Easter eggs for all Eternity and never fill it.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Set your sights high!

A friend of mine is trying to set the world record for stone skipping …

Whatever.

Whatever.