Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Bad titles for Journal/ Conference Papers

"What's the point: Bush is just going to send them all away to get killed anyway" - David
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19 comments:

  1. MoonPieNovember 22, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    I'm a big fan of question marks, especially when they're necessary.

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  2. David KovazNovember 22, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    LSA?: Sorry I don't take drugs.

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  3. MoonPieNovember 22, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    I really like your name, Rick. Helps me know what not to name my children.

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  4. Dr. MNovember 22, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    I think the dingo ate your baby.
    What?
    The DINGO ate your baby!

    "Comparison: The Final Frontier. These are the Voyages of the Optimal Learning Lab. It’s 5 year mission- to explore strange new concepts, to seek out new theories and new models, to boldly go where no researcher has gone before."

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  5. Dr. MNovember 22, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Hey, Luno. I like your name. I'm going to call you moon-pie.

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  6. MoonPieNovember 22, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    "Don't you hate that feeling?: The deleterious effects of cacti bristles in the nasal cavity while studying."

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  7. MoonPieNovember 22, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    "Your mom: A case study."

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  8. MoonPieNovember 22, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Dunbar, excuse me, Danbo and I had our paper entitled “What do you think?: A Null Hypothesis Speaks." - accepted for publishing with The Saskatchewan Weekly Journal of Pesticide Ingestion and Holiday Novelty. Congrats again Dimpy, I mean Dando.

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  9. David KovazNovember 23, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    Self-driven brass instrument auditory emanation using Auto Tooter

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  10. Dr. MNovember 23, 2011 at 10:09 PM

    Hey Loony, excuse me, Linda. I was going to announce that piece of good news at our surprise congratulations party I was throwing for us, so thanks for ruining it. Please refrain from emailing my family. I have ordered dozens of copies to send out as Christmas cards to everyone. Don't screw that up too. Thanks again Lump, I mean Loser.

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  11. Dr. MNovember 23, 2011 at 10:15 PM

    "Behaviorism: No Matter What You Say, We Hate You. We Study The Mind. That's Why We're so Closed-Minded."

    Submitted to The Journal of Psychology and Behavioral Sciences, and How to Find the Best Dog Trainer for Your Dog Newsletter.

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  12. MoonPieNovember 23, 2011 at 10:31 PM

    "One sick puppy: Fyukyu's Coughing Syndrome in beagles produces vocal aberrations resembling human coughs disguising derogatory comments."

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  13. MoonPieNovember 28, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    So now we're redirecting posts? Here's mine ... for those that didn't get my "Fyukyu's" gag from my last post, here it is again ... Fyukyu ...

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  14. MoonPieNovember 28, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    "Spellbound mimes:semim dnuoblleps: A look at mirrors, and their impersonating abilities when provoked, and ignored."

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  15. MoonPieNovember 28, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    But the FedEx Institute of Technology isn't in Mississoppi, is it?

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  16. MoonPieNovember 29, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    "Paraphrusion: Paraphrasing Fusion"

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  17. MoonPieNovember 30, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    "How Fowl: Birds answering questions about ... about? ... fowl-mouths?"

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  18. MoonPieDecember 1, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    "Reminder Reminders: Forgetting to Remember and the Effects on Memory"

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  19. Dr. MDecember 7, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    "Do You Hear What I Hear?: How Seasonal Affective Disorder Affects Schizophrenia"

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