Thursday, November 24, 2011

In Case You Forgot...

...How To Cook Your Turkey

  1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey
  3. Put turkey in oven
  4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take for whisks of drinkey
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself another pour of whiskey
  13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get yourself another scottle of botch.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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  1. MoonPieNovember 24, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    That post came through a bit gobbled, I mean garbled. Can you re-post it? (And don't just cut and baste it again.)

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