The Sar Chasm

All things sarchasmic. (This is an academic blog being used for scientific purposes, so take it seriously.)

Thursday, December 1, 2011

"If you were gay, I'd do you."
Then I laughed and said, "Oh I meant, If I were gay, I'd do you."

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That there is blog post!!!!

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Bad titles for Journal/ Conference Papers

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Official Oxford Dictionary Definition of Sarchasmic?

Are you proposing it would be something along the lines of, "an orgasm caused by sarcasm?"
New word from old words.

Sargasm [ sawr -gaz- uh m ] noun: 1. a sarcasm induced orgasm.
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We must respect sarcasm.

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In Case You Forgot...

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Set your sights high!

A friend of mine is trying to set the world record for stone skipping … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxdqdrifWk
I once said to a straight guy...

"If you were gay, I'd do you." Then I laughed and said, "Oh I meant, If I were gay, I'd do you."

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