Saturday, November 26, 2011

We must respect sarcasm.

Common sense. What is that? Two words commonly used together that make little sense together. It has to be an intended irony. Common sense doesn't exist. Instead exists "the indigo" of the intelligent spectrum; something between the blue of the understood and the violet of the unknown. Indigo's gone!!!! Was it ever really there? Sarcasm is the only chisel with which to chisel the barnacles from the crust of common sense. Without sarcasm, common sense rests as an elusive illusory construct of an inexcusable reason for an excuse. We need sarcasm to get to the molten nougat center of the intelligence DumDum; the mystery flavored one with all the question marks on it.

2 comments:

  1. Oh yes, DumDums totally have a nougat center. It's not Tootsie Pops; not at all.

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  2. It is possible to find a nougat center in a mystery-flavored DumDum. Would it be mystery-flavored if you knew what to expect, dumdum?

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